November Log Plotting Post

[locomodo]

Plotting Post

Hello, and welcome to our November plotting post! Please be sure to read the log details first.

Due to the AU nature of the log, we encourage players to create AU CR! It's fine if you don't take a deep dive into your AU backstory (or if you intend to opt out of the AU portion of the log), but here you can poke others for threads, establish CR, and share details!

Here's a form if you need a little order in your life (thanks, Recolle):

Character Name:
Canon:

AU Name: Optional!
AU Age: Still optional!
AU Occupation: Remember that all characters should work for FONY, whether directly or otherwise.
Blurb: Whatever other details you want to share.
Looking For: What kind of pre-established CR are you looking for? Are there particular threads you'd like to play out?

<b>AU Name:</b> Optional! <b>AU Age:</b> Still optional! <b>AU Occupation:</b> Remember that all characters should work for FONY, whether directly or otherwise. <b>Blurb:</b> Whatever other details you want to share. <b>Looking For:</b> What kind of pre-established CR are you looking for? Are there particular threads you'd like to play out?

The IC Directory for FONY employees is here!

Comments

Tessa | OC

[sulahnan]

AU Name: Tessa Solomon
AU Age: unknown
AU Occupation: Straight-man on Vanadi’s reality show, sometimes cameraman, full-time “girlfriend”
Blurb: Tessa only just started being a regular guest featured on Vanadi’s show but has quickly earned herself a subset of fans that has resulted in more frequent appearances and a guest spot on popular ghost-hunting show, “Beyond the Veil,” which is comparable to Buzzfeed Unsolved in budget and tone. What isn’t obvious to anyone but her subset of fans is the fact that she’s a demon. A very chill, laid back stoner demon.
Looking For: I would love to have threads with anyone who wants in on a wacky ghost-hunting show. Tessa is mostly going to be under reacting to everything so highly reactive characters are ideal. Also open to literally anything else, plz tag me

[shiftybladesofcray]

would you like either a 19yo ex child star, Wednesday Addams knock-off that has decided Tessa is okay peeps and appears suddenly behind her in unexpected places to "chill"

or Jill, who is not AU'ed and will try to smack some sense into her new elf acquaintance but has to do it before she inevitably reverts back to Toko

or both....they can swap in the same thread

[testgasm]

I want Wheatley to all at once be hooked on their show and resent it because Vanadi relentlessly bullies him every time they interact

[vadarta]

AU Name: Vanadi Vadarta, yeah i just took out the "de" that's AU enough right
AU Age: 23
AU Occupation: Instagram model/Twitch streamer/sportsball pro player (or whatever the equivalent of these things is here) who does loads of product placement for for his exciting big dollars sponsor, FONY.
Blurb: He's constantly looking for Content to Create, including inventing a new channel every other week. He's currently trying to establish some kind of supernatural ghost hunty flavored channel and bullying his beleaguered cameraman/girlfriend Tessa into joining him on it.
Looking For: If any of your characters are famous, Vanadi has DEFINITELY tried to buddy up to them to do like, joint videos (and leech from their audiences). If your character is no one in important, he's absolutely been an idle shit to them. If your character is mysterious and hard to clock, he has scrutinized them suspiciously and wondered how nice he should be to them. I'm down to write any of this happening, and 100% down to write him obnoxiously clowning on anyone while filming because, you know, do it for the Vine. Ugh he's the worst.

[constrainer]

rl consumed my life last log and i didn't end up tagging out like i meant to BUT i definitely wanna thread with vanadi this log to make up for it!! kurapika is a manager for FONY, perhaps he is a liaison for vanadi's sponsor deal or something... he can give him the silly scripts he has to read for product placement. and vanadi is 100% free to be an idle shit to kurapika's middle management ass as a result ✋😔

[travelsized]

Character Name: Mushu
Canon: Disney's Mulan

AU Name: Mushu Dragon
AU Age: [redacted]
AU Occupation: Janitor
Blurb: Went to school with Crickee and somehow ended up as a janitor while Crickee shot up to the position of CCO. He's been with the company for what feels like forever and is still waiting on his promotion.........to senior janitor. In his free time (aka his second job, because these wages ain't paying the rent) he works as a stand-up comedian by the name of Eggie Murpho at Club L'Euntaerio.
Looking For: If your character is a bigshot he has probably cleaned their offices/trophies/portraits and probably pilfers gifts from fans while they're not looking. If your character wants to talk shit about how bad his jokes are, he will probably talk shit about them behind their backs on his breaks. If your character is also in a tragically underpaid/tragically overworked role, he'll commiserate with them. I am literally playing a talking lizard, the world is our oyster, I guarantee you I will not say no to anything.

✨ BONUS ROUND ✨

Character Name: Crickee

AU Name: Crickee Cricket (but everyone calls him 'sir')
AU Age: [redacted]
AU Occupation: Chief Communications Offer
Blurb: A diligent cricket who got to where he is today through hard work, determination, a good attitude, and a whole lotta luck.

[himbomb]

eggie murpho val??? im crying

Jinwoo

[reanimate]

AU Name: Jinwoo
AU Age: 24
AU Occupation: A millionaire Twitch variety streamer under FONY. Former Korean org esports player before he got Old and NA snatched him up, then he retired from esports and decided DANACA* wasn't a bad place to live.

Blurb: Jinwoo spends all his time streaming himself being ridiculously good at games. Whether it's Valorant/League/an mmorpg or whatever the next hype game is that'll draw in the crowd. He doesn't go out much...... but when he does, he's recognized by fellow fucking nerds (usually at Best Buy) who want pictures of him so they can post it on reddit. He normally keeps to himself, but he seems friendly enough?

Looking For: Family... fellow streamers or influencers to collab with, people to get mad at him for being a millionaire when all he does is play video games online, past relationships where they realized they couldn't stand being in a relationship with a streamer when they're on their computer all the time, etc etc LITERALLY ANYTHING. I'm putting all my Twitch streamer knowledge into this au, no cap.

[travelsized]

can i say that jinwoo acknowledged mushu one (1) time in chat and now mushu doesn't leave him alone and tries to strike up chat convos all the time

[oomfies]

AU Name: ...lottie person
AU Age: 26
AU Occupation: an incredibly relatable but also unattainable influencer recently contracted under the FONY label!! lottie specializes in foodie pics, ootds, and brand collaborations as well as modeling and fashion design. also currently dabbling in acting.. watch her be mediocre at crying on command. and come buy her merch!!!

Blurb: lottie is both a slob and married to her job, meaning that whenever she leaves the house it's literally only to post something online. when she does go out, it's with other influencers (her 'friends') to the best places in town. you can spy her waiting in line to get into these places! or optionally spy her feeding her caffeine addiction or doing model shoots within the workplace. while she's new to fony, lottie's been in the blogging game for over 8 years! and is in the market to make some money by selling merch but also preparing for her Grand Trip to FONY sponsored Fashion Week™! also trying to get into showbiz at the behest of the company lead.. practice her script with her!

Looking For: fellow streamers or influencers, photographers or managers, to make content with... people who are within lottie's "circle" that she can be sort of herself with. any type of pre-established cr!! like exes or enemies.. rivals would be fun too!! or wacky neighbors (office or actual neighbors, take your pick). i would love to do a thread where lottie actually gets drunk. other than that i'm pretty much down for anything!!

[vadarta]

PLEASE CAN THEY BE EXES

it's wheatley

[testgasm]

Character Name: Wheatley
Canon: Portal

AU Name: Wheatley except now he has a first name (don’t ask him it’s very embarassing (((((it’s pendleton)))))
AU Age: 33. this is him.
AU Occupation: beleaguered IT man who has to fix all the FONY computers and update everyone’s software and stuff. have you tried turning it off and back on again.
Blurb: Background in computer science and a tendency to pitch great ideas that eventually suffer from disastrous implementation, so he’s learned how to keep his head down and truck along in the interest of holding down a job, which right now is being the IT Guy for FONY. Secretly he is just waiting for his Chance where he will reveal to everyone that he is an amazing genius and THEN EVERYONE WILL BE SORRY.

He rides a moped and wears a lot of argyle and lives alone in a shitty apartment because he’s kind of needy and unlikeable and he’s always borrowing staplers and shit from co-workers and then never returning them.

Except PLOT TWIST he remembers being a robot and his canon backstory and is going to be extremely horrified both by all of this and by having to figure out being an actual human person.
Looking For: I want maximum screaming so Wheatley is going be completely appalled by this fake human life so these are the things that I want:

◉ People who remember him from his regular human life, which he is currently very alarmed by? Generally his background dictates him as a bit of a friendless loner but if you want to have been friends with him PLEASE have at it.
◉ People who need their computers fixed and want to watch him try and fix them. probably some percussive maintenance will be involved.
◉ People who DON'T need their computers fixed because they know computers and/or are nerds.
◉ People who are not fazed by the fact that he seems to be convinced he’s supposed to be a robot and will entertain him learning basic hygiene and wearing clothes and eating food for the first time.
◉ Established friends, etc. who are probably alarmed that he now thinks he’s supposed to be a robot. If he has prior CR with you he can also scream about how you are not who you’re supposed to be, either.
◉ People to do Sand with him because it would be very funny.
◉ Just, all the dumbest bullshit. throw him in a locker

[kahunanu]

belatedly considering wheatley on sand after nanu makes an arrest for someone being high on sand

TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE LET'S GO

[recitations]

AU Name: aria luxe
AU Age: 20
AU Occupation: the latest big shot actress
Blurb: younger adopted sister to ardbert who followed his steps. her big break was taking the lead role in the fourth installment of the ( critically acclaimed— ) LAST STORY franchise, DARK DELIVERER, and has been working on "secret projects" ever since. otherwise — not much is known about her? wild!

there is absolutely a rumor that she's super duper addicted to the new drug, Sand. the rumor is absolutely true. WHOOPS.
Looking For: coworkers, rivals, a sand drug dealer for her addiction. fellow conspiracy theorist as she gets even more addicted!! oh i guess friends. friends are nice.

—

AU Name: jester sapphire
AU Age: 18
AU Occupation: artist & streamer, recently signed with FONY!
Blurb: ( secret, illegitimate ) daughter of a famous model, marion lavorre. she made her claim to fame with a series of extremely well done paintings of movie posters — with her own sparkling, unicorn-hamster spin ( her trade mark in all her artworks is a small, well hidden phallic shape ).

she began her streams to show off her WIP, but recently she turns it on to talk to people and stuff! oddly enough, it doesn't seem like she really gets out much ( she may or may not have agoraphobia whoops ).
Looking For: she's so new and so excited to be here, please be her friend!!! but also looking for someone who convinced her to sign with FONY, someone who knows about her BIG SECRET ( two? big secrets? ). idk maybe i'm digging myself into a hole with this agoraphobia thing but probably not right?? right????

[shiftybladesofcray]

i feel like this is the perfect opportunity to showcase how much she will despise aria

Rex Splode | Invincible

[himbomb]

AU Name: Rex Radcliffe
AU Age: 18
AU Occupation: University Gymnast/Fitness turned Comedy Youtuber/Host of this AU-train-car's Punk'd???/Aspiring Fauxlympian

Blurb: Determined to escape his neglectful parents and a life of poverty, Rex Sloan has dreamed of competing in the Fauxlympics ever since he first saw them airing on TV in a local supermarket. Never one to excel in academics despite having his own set of savvy street smarts, Rex picked up a camera and began filming fitness YouTube videos as a side hustle to fund his gymnastics training. Once a gangly, scrappy kid with No Money, he is now a certified teenage heartthrob and gained popularity for his scathing and yet oddly on-point comedic commentary. He is especially popular with Gen Z and has recently accepted a part-time hosting gig on a FONY show (PUNK'D??? PRANK'D??? SKUNK'D??? idk) and a scholarship for gymnastics at a prominent local university. Torn between coasting on his cushy new job or pursuing his lifelong passion, he finds himself feeling like he's taken on more than he's bargained for.

Looking For:
Desperately seeking:
-A manager/stylist/publicist/intern*. -> You will need to be good at your job bc he is Problematic
-People trying to get him to do Sand which would spoil his up and coming gymnastics career
-Ppl he has never met in real life but has fought/dragged/roasted on twitter
-Older influencers who may want to capitalize on Rex's v Teen demographic and age
-Friends, as in any AU, he has like none
-gym buddies?
-any scandalous or salacious celebrity activity, he is 2 young for his nudes 2 have been leaked online previously and it not 2 have been like... a crime

[reanimate]

please roast jinwoo on twitter

[shiftybladesofcray]

AU Name: Toko Furton-Cartier
AU Age: Still 19/20ish, as always
AU Occupation: As daughter of film legends Jim Furton and Yelena Vonham Cartier, Toko has been a silver screen staple since she was three years old. As eccentric (perhaps even moreso) as her parents and with a naturally gothic aura, she plays either edgy counter-culture teens or complete freaks in unwatchable esoteric indie fare. Looking to branch into adult fare with a daring role, which frightens people because how much more daring....can she go....? She also publishes morbid poetry in secret under a pen name, Jenna Snidejille.
Blurb: Anti-social, reclusive, trends on twitter for arthouse bullshit pre-Musk Grimes would do. Abhors social media but posts unhinged content on it regardless. Hates youtubers and insta models for their vacuous success and grating personalities. Uses Sand to write her wild poetry and sometimes to get into character. Unaware she is developing a split-personality (see below.) Drunkenly made out with Claude once at the one party she actually attended, is now trying to shut him up lest ~*~Anakin~*~ finds out.
Looking For: She is a world-renowned actress so anyone working in film, come at me. She probably has friends (begrudgingly) and ex-lovers (all bitter, this is scorched earth), and weird adults she latches onto and follows like a sullen shadow instead of hanging out with people her own age. That's the child star way.


AU Name: Genocide Jill
AU Age: same as above
AU Occupation: N/A
Blurb: Jill is actually going to remember! Their past life!! She will yearn for the sweet release of death as she attempts to make other people remember they're on a magic train hurtling through space. Can she do it before she turns back into Toko? All it takes is one sneeze and her time is up!
Looking For: People she knows to shake some fucking sense into. Fellow non-believers. Anyone. Help. Is she taking crazy pills????????

[himbomb]

YELENA VONHAM CARTER IM SCREAMING

can they have a longstanding and hilarious twitter beef that has been memed by many and analyzed by commentary youtubers

pika

[constrainer]

AU Name: kurapika lastname
AU Age: 19
AU Occupation: a MANAGER for celebrities, he's the one getting idols and actors to their schedules and making sure their stylist gets their hair just right for their photoshoot. and keeps fans from getting too close at fansigns 🔫

Blurb: a stubborn and outspoken manager, very protective of the people he works for. very "mr. president get down" energy. very "our firm will be taking legal action against you for defamation due to your bad and evil youtube comments towards our celebrity" energy. kurapika joined the entertainment industry to see more of the world because of a sheltered childhood due to his health, and thus enjoys his work travelling with celebrities. he's very close with his au family, and his only regret with his job is that he doesn't see them more often.

funnily enough, he's not very well versed in pop culture despite working at FONY, like, he has never played A Fortnite™ before. he speaks many languages, and often takes care of travel accommodations and stuff like that for the people he manages.

Looking For:
- FAMILY!!! please... brothers, sisters, parents/uncles/aunts etc... kurapika would be a dutiful brother/son/nephew. he has filial piety

- exes/current relationships... kurapika is very Married to His Job and has a tendency to turn his non-work phone off for [redacted] amounts of weeks so people who could not stand dating him for this reason would be funny. or some scandalous relationship he had/is currently having with a celebrity would be spicy as well 👁

- celebrities for him to fuss over!! he will nag you to be ready for call time and be basically like this to you

- coworkers, he probably unwinds by drinking at the bar so they can trip on sand together and stuff or something? he is probably more friendly with the non-celebrity employees like other managers, drivers, make-up artists. he will talk shit (subtly) about some of the people he manages with you and tell u scandalous celebrity goss if he trusts u

[himbomb]

rex is in desperate need of a manager pls...

also here with a two for one (ardbert & sora)

[soulshard]

AU Name: Ardbert Luxe
AU Age: 31
AU Occupation: Washed-up actor
Blurb: Ardbert used to be (and to some extent still is) an extremely popular celebrity, known primarily for his roles in fantasy movies (though he's also done other projects here and there). His most famous role was as the protagonist of the Last Story franchise, specifically the first two installments. Think of Orlando Bloom during the Lord of the Rings/Pirates of the Caribbean era, for fame levels. He was going to be in the third movie, too, but then there was a scandal with regards to his drinking problem, he got a DUI, etc. etc. and then just... disappeared for a while as public opinion turned against him. He's recently resurfaced (now sober after a long stint in rehab) because his little sister, Aria, has followed in his footsteps as she took on the lead role of the same franchise that made him famous. (Nepotism, much?) He's slowly coming back into the limelight (doing interviews, etc), but he suspects that Aria's onto this new Sand drug and has a Big Concern that she's falling into all the same traps that he did.
Looking For: Previous coworkers on projects, people who used to be fans but are now pissed at him, people who are still fans and have stood by him, people who are disappointed/frustrated that he had everything going for him and then threw it all away, actual genuine friends maybe?? He's been with the company for a while (a decade or so), which gives plenty of opportunity for past run-ins.

AU Name: Sora Lastname (idk maybe i'll think of something later it doesn't matter too much)
AU Age: 16
AU Occupation: The underpaid intern who is very excited to be here and get coffee/do menial tasks for people.
Blurb: Recently moved to Danaca from [insert island nation here], he is stoked to be in THE BIG CITY and to have the opportunity to work at Fony, even if it's a parttime thing since he's still in school. He's around to do all those tedious intern tasks but he's completely stoked about it.
Looking For: People he can deliver coffee to, people to be mean to him because they're a hotshot, people to be unexpectedly nice to him, coworkers to have breaks with, people for him to get completely starstruck over.

[philandery]

rehab... buddies... :') but ahhh sylvain has a similar backstory to arbert!! too much fame messes you up, man 😔 maybe they can check up on each other to see how they're doing...

[philandery]

AU Name: Sylvain Gautier
AU Age: 22 (2 years older but not necessarily wiser!!)
AU Occupation: Actor/Model signed with Seiros Pictures, a division of FONY. Currently playing a supporting role in the theatricized version of Four Houses, a medieval fantasy epic.

Blurb: Recently released from 2 years of probation and rehab after a drug overdose that landed him in the hospital, though there's an ongoing debate over whether he's actually clean. Hugely successful film career and recognized talent despite his turbulent, trashfire of a personal life. He can be found on the covers of QG Magazine, VAGUE, and various tabloids. Rumor has it he has a secret FansOnly channel, but it's 100% SFW and all he does on it is play cards/board games with his patrons.

Looking For: People who can treat him like a normal person (aka friends)! People who treat him like a celebrity (aka fans/haters)! Gym buddies or people he sees on his morning jogs, co-workers, personal stylists/assistants, apartment/penthouse neighbors, people who will interview him or people he can interview, other publicity stunts with fellow FONY employees, etc!!

[himbomb]

you say gym buddies butt

i will offer u a gym... nemesis

[kahunanu]

AU Name: Nanu lastname
AU Age: 50s
AU Occupation: SECURITY
Blurb: Once Chief of Police in Dananca, suddenly and mysteriously quit at the height of his career and right before retirement. Rumor has it there was a tragic incident or the discovery of high level corruption and his leaving was not entirely voluntary. Now employed at FONY as Senior Security Officer. Nanu keeps a very contentious relationship with Mister Beaton in particular.

Looking For:
- Nanu will remember his past life but will keep that close to his chest until he figures out what's going on here. He'll play along with the AU, especially using his "job" as a means to investigate. I'm interested in established CR who buys into the AU for some sweet sweet existential heartbreak, or getting together with other characters who know The Truth and carefully building up this conspiracy theory without getting frostbitten by it.
- If you want AU ESTABLISHED CR maybe we can say maybe Nanu busted your character at some point for something--drug possession, misdemeanor, murder attempt, sexy super star scandals, stream harassment, whatever--and he either let them off the hook or they spent a very very long night with him in detention? HE CAN'T BELIEVE HE HAS TO BABYSIT ALL THESE PRIMA DONNA KIDS. Alternatively he hangs out at the CN Corner (some DIRTY COP vibes) or more sadly at the Zoo... staring at the Pokemon. He's tired. And sad.
- Do you suddenly have a suspicious wad of cash planted on you for being a naughty little e-star? Good news, Nanu didn't do it and he probably wants to help you stay out of trouble... but he's also not above using good cop bad cop tactics as leverage to get answers he wants. When's the last time you got a weird chill looking into a mirror, kid?!
- Persian can be out and about if you want her one of those weird quirks no one bats an eye at; this guy using a big cougar instead of a police dog to help him solve crimes. You know, normal security things.

[testgasm]

NANU....YOU REMEMBER....HELP WHEATLEY

[effaceable]

Character Name: Athanasia de Alger Obelia
Canon: Who Made Me a Princess

AU Name: Athanasia de Alger Obelia-Blaiddyd (this is all nu)
AU Age: 14
AU Occupation: idol - her stage name is Athy.
Blurb: It hasn't been too long since her debut, but she likes to excel, so she is working her hardest to be the best idol there ever was. Think kpop but canadian Danacan. Please recognize her (or don't.). Her public image is very sweet, very friendly, very cute. She is a better dancer than singer but she makes a mistake in her dancing at critical moments. (nu voice) this is her charm point.

Off the stage and away from public events, she is quieter. A bookworm. Loves reading light novels and things like that. Reads romance novels in secret.

Looking For: friends! frenemies! enemies? other people in the entertainment business who she'd be acquainted with or would have worked with! fans?? i'm open to anything, fam.

if you say you want to murder this cute young girl, i'm down.

[overruns]

YOU HAVE BEEN HERE ONE DAY STOP TRYING TO DIE

[overruns]

Character Name: Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd
Canon: Fire Emblem: Three Houses

AU Name: Dimitri de Alger Obelia-Blaiddyd sometimes you have TWO stupid long names
AU Age: 18
AU Occupation: Student at a nearby university who works as a stunt double for FONY, though he's starting to get roped into actually acting, especially for bombastic summer action flicks. Stagehand when he's not on a project.
Blurb: Enjoys the work, not the spotlight. Comes from an old-school family and does not understand the industry at all, but got a job at FONY to help look after his sister. With the two of them both in entertainment and a reputation as a boyscout, the press is always sniffing for a scandal: there's rumors he's been spotted at the CN Corner. Often photobombs Buzzfeed-esque videos filmed at HQ and does not notice, causing him to become a meme. Hasn't noticed that either. Appears somewhat aloof on social media but it's actually that he can't figure out how to switch between his Twitter accounts and gave up trying. Occasionally emerges to send photos of dogs to his co-stars. Always answers his texts.

Looking For: family, friends, co-workers, gym buddies, actors he doubles for, an agent so his twitter feed doesn't just look like this, people he can get coffee for, old high school buddies, and what have you!! i am a sucker for family and old connections. he's childhood friends with sylvain already, and siblings with athy, and i am totally game for building that sweet sweet preestablished cr

[shiftybladesofcray]

if he sends ONE MORE DOG PHOTO TO HER

ralsei | deltarune

[daintyscarf]

AU Name: Asriel
AU Age: 18
AU Occupation: Production assistant.
Blurb: Full-time college undergraduate student looking to get their foot in the door, so to speak. Never considered to be talented enough to be the talent, but has a passion for making everything look good for whoever he's working with. Soft spoken and a little nervous. Also, not human. He's still kind of a goat-person. It's not a costume. Please don't hurt his feelings. Asriel has no idea what he wants to get out of his college experience, but he does know that he enjoys gardening on the side...
Looking For: Someone to pity him??? IDK. Someone to collab with in the kitchen... maybe he's trying to start his own little show. Or maybe he's been assigned to someone to help with their own endeavors?

[travelsized]

i gaze at his au name and try not to think about it too hard

anyway mushu will pity him, i guess. give ralsei advice on how to break into the company, except it's all bad and wrong. but at least he will also bring donuts, little victories.

Anakin Skywalker | Star Wars

[unrepentant]

AU Name: Anakin Starkiller
AU Age: 21
AU Occupation: Former stuntman, Newly returned as tech
Blurb:

A once promising stuntman working for FONY, after an on-set accident cost him an arm Anakin had to start looking into a new career path. He's now a single father of 2, this local dilf is making his return to FONY as technician.

Looking For:

★ The ex he got custody from
bonus points if things are Ugly or Complicated
★ People who knew/worked with him "before the accident"
these would probably be film crew/actor types
★ Jock friends!
this man stopped having a life when he had kids, please help him live again
★ Nerd friends!
people to know in tech and IT and god maybe even play FIFA with
★ People who knew about/helped with the divorce
while anakin is helpful, he also plays things pretty close to the chest, so this might be reserved for people in legal and for people that want to have a pre-established close friendship/relationship with him
★ People he's working with now
he's on hand these days to help set up/service/repair equipment on both sets and shoots, but he's also the kind of guy that would do house calls or just chit chat with you in the elevator

[soulshard]

!!! can they have worked on past projects together before both of their lives got upended... not quite friends maybe but at least coworkers who get along decently because despite ardbert being a famous actor, he was probably pretty down to earth when he wasn't getting chewed up and spit out by the party lifestyle and all the attention

EDITING TO SAY i'd even be cool with anakin having been his stunt double they both have brown hair close enough right

Lucretia | Power suit team won

[7edacted]

Name: Lucretia (That's "Madam Director" to you)
AU Age: 54
AU Occupation: Executive Producer/Brand Director
Blurb: She's no Chad Chadsef, but Lucretia is kind kind of person you want to impress if you want a bigger slice of the FONY pie baby. This also means that she can break someone's chances just as easily and many who work at FONY fear the fate of having their channel wiped out entirely if they fail to make it under the brand. She's not mean she's just very good at what she does.
Looking For: I think it'd be fun to have her deliver some bad news to one of her talent i.e. getting moved to a worse time slow, getting repurposed, or just in generally getting on their case for not making the numbers their network needs. I will probably keep this on a limited basis because I don't want 5000 threads of Lucretia ruining dreams. Or maybe some awkward encounters with some of the washed up has-beens that she fired? Alternatively, who's down for a company party and attempting to schmooze?

[kahunanu]

mam is that washed up has-been bothering you. mam do you want me to remove them. madam mam.

[badtempered]

AU Name: Eunyoo (does jinwoo have a last name)
AU Age: she's 20 now
AU Occupation: a dancer!! her specialty is ballet, but she's also a BG dancer for other artists/stunt double for actresses starring in dance movies
Blurb: - SHE WANTS TO BE A PRO BALLERINA... SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE CAST IN HIGH SCHOOL MOVIES ANYMORE!! she probably fights with the agency a lot bc of this
- she has a dance tiktok channel that has a pretty high amount of followers (90% of these people are fans of jinwoo)
- she's jinwoo's younger sister and while she doesn't like to announce it everyone at the agency probably knows. her oppa is a Fool but she care about him 😔
- had a Rebellious Phase when she was younger, caused a lot of trouble for a lot of people but she's reformed now???
Looking For: - FRIENDS.... i want to play eunyoo being nice 😭😭 I WANT HER TO AFFECTIONATELY TEASE HER FRIENDS!!! she'll befriend ppl her age and older, regardless of their jobs. she's a social butterfly!!
- people who know her from her `delinquent` days. fellow delinquents how we doin'
- ppl who are super fans of jinwoo so she tell them how lame he is
- ppl who have giant crushes on jinwoo so she can go `her???.gif`
- role models/mentor figures who she WILL incessantly follow around and annoy
- i want eunyoo to eat sand in this AU, give me a wild night at da club thread

[reanimate]

it's sung...... why is his little sister doing drugs 😕

[onlyhope]

AU Name: Obi-Wan Kenobi
AU Age: 38
AU Occupation: celebrity lawyer
Blurb:

Notorious for taking on difficult cases and winning them; known more by name than by face. He has one grown son. Contrary to his public image, which is that of a guy you do not want to legally fuck around with because he will rip you to shreds, on a personal level he is kind and relaxed and playful and a regular at L'Euntaerio. He will often give unpaid legal advice to workers.

Looking For:

• Older friends/acquaintances; people who knew him when his partner died (age 25ish) and he became a single father as he was finishing law school.
• Anyone he has done networking with at Galas/Functions/whatever
• Anyone Obi-Wan might have previously represented in court, or drew up a legal document for. Or anyone who wants him to be actively representing!
• Co-workers! A boss or an intern or someone cross-departmental
• Party people who know him from the club that he has gotten drunk with or used Sand with

[psychometries]

DAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT THE CLUB.......

[psychometries]

AU Name: Cal Kenobi
AU Age: still 18ish
AU Occupation: student at a local university and production assistant at FONY, so basically his job is to fetch coffee and keep bratty actors from having meltdowns on set and do other gofer work nobody wants to do
Blurb: his dad is high-powered celebrity attorney OBI-WAN KENOBI so do with that what you will. he's probably the nicest kid in showbiz, laidback and friendly and helpful. sleep deprived college student who mainlines coffee. has an adorable dog named beedee who doesn't leave his side. really bad at social media, goes months without posting until suddenly it's another picture of his dog
Looking For:
- friends?? other kids around his age that he went/goes to high school/college with?
- neighbors??
- exes???? oh my god
- anyone who would encounter him on set
- obnoxious starlets who demand he bring them coffee from that one starbucks on olympic because they make the best caramel latte in danaca so he has to go an hour out of his way to fetch it
- please i just want him to be normal and have fun and UNCLENCH for once in his life

[unrepentant]

pls babysit my children

[shaft]

AU Name: Claude von Riegan
AU Age: 18
AU Occupation: Company massage therapist
Blurb: The son of a government official and an Almyran actor-turned-producer, Claude's grown up privileged and also leery of the entertainment industry. Unsure of what he wants to do with his life, he's wound up at FONY as a massage therapist while he attends the University of Moronto. With his father insisting that he hurry up and make something of himself, he's also started up an online business selling the celebrity belongings that he pilfers from work.
Looking For:
- Other members of his yacht club
- People who use his services who want to be judged on their health choices
- Anyone who wants to discover his side hustle
- University buddies to suffer and party with
- Close childhood friends/rivals! You may be famous now but we went through puberty together
- People to belittle him for not being famous
- Slut it up

[shiftybladesofcray]

so glad we established that one night very recently claude lifted her veil and made out with her drunkenly, and now both are maximum regret

are we threading the aftermath or the makeout though gimme the deets

he is also free to steal her favourite writing quill, you unscrupulous fuck

Vidal | oc

[neriticism]

AU Name: Rubén Javier Vidal-Marín (often gets the RDJ treatment, RJV)
AU Age: 32!
AU Occupation: Beleaguered actor with a weird fan base. Rpatz energy, but not quite that unhinged, just mostly rude.
Blurb: Biggest claim to fame lies in the cult classic monster-of-the-week series Paranormal, the story of Dane and Samara Remington, two siblings that fearlessly battle cryptids, demons, incredibly shoehorned romantic interests, and the show’s own occasionally terrible writing. Has somewhat broken out into the big leagues and acted in plenty of other roles, including feature films, but is cripplingly recognized solely for that singular rather trashy show. Even though he was nominated for an Oscar once!!! but had it absolutely sniped by one Agatha Henderson. What a bitch.
Looking For: Aforementioned weird fans... Even though they all work for the same company... Dumb practical effects shit, come be a monster and wrestle him or get murdered by him. His actual (not screen) sister is a pretty popular Twitch streamer and he’d have a bit of a natural presence there, so please connect with him, Gamers and Influencers, he is quite the catch.
also I will not mince words, give me salacious fuckbuddies, why do you think I am lifting him specifically from earlier in his life. bangs fist on desk.
And following that, his dumpster fire of a personal life is incredibly easy to gossip on and bastardize, so, there’s your bait.

Re: Vidal | oc

[sulahnan]

SALACIOUS FUCKBUDDIES